Here are the ones that I've have used as my Whatsapp statuses once upon a time. But now the time has changed. Whatsapp has changed now. I hope you are getting what I am trying to tell. Whatsapp us like Snapchat now.
Anyway, here we go:
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
I was born intelligent but education ruined me.
When life gives you lemons, squirt it into someone's eyes.
You are the reason why I wake up every morning. Just kidding. I have school.
I enjoy when people show attitude to me. It shows they they it to impress me.
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
I am good enough to forgive you. But not stupid to trust you again.
If you want a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not to people or objects.
When someone part in your life is over turn the page. Don't stretch a chapter into book.
Bonus- My last Whatsapp Status:
Hardwork beats talent if talent doesn't do hardwork.
That's it.
Thanks for Reading.
Edit: Whatsapp is back. I mean the old type whatsapp.
Regards
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